Musical Mo…eh, Tuesday

by DaDuck on Tuesday, May 13th, 2008, 7:56
Sterotyped as: moving pictures, music |

sorry about skipping yesterday. Hoofy Poofy was off work so we spent the day together at IKEA! Yeah, I-fcuking-KEA!

Anyway, here is something to wash out the NKOTB single that I just youtubed for. OMG! BAAAAAAD! I need something loud and destructive to get that out of my mind!


and yes, he is in a skirt. SEEEEEEEEXY!

Korn–Good God (language Warning)

You came into my life without a single thing.
I gave in to your ways, which left me with nothing.
Ive given in to smiles, I fell for all your games.
I wish so bad right now, I hadn’t let you win.

Wont you get the fuck out of my face? now!

In the sea of life, youre just a minnow, live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needles as they shit into my mind.

I scream without a sound, how could you take away
Everything that I was - made me a fuckin’ slave.
Your face that I despise, your heart inside that’s gray.
I came today to say - you’re fucked in every way

Wont you get the fuck out of my face? now!

In the sea of life, you’re just a minnow. live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needles as they shit into my mind.

You stole my life
Without a sigh
You suck me dry

Wont you get the fuck out of my face? now!

In the sea of life, your’e just a minnow. live your life insecure.
Feel the pain of your needle as they shit into my mind

You stole my life
Without a sigh
You suck me dry

Look in the mirror PLEASE!!!

by DaDuck on Sunday, May 11th, 2008, 14:28
Sterotyped as: life in swedeland, piccies, they're everywhere, wtft |

I swear! This fashion statement needs to go!!! I see this style all over Malmö and I swear I want to ask people if they looked in the mirror before leaving the house?! Please, for the love of other peoples eye site “STOP WEARING THIS COMBINATION!!!!!!!!” It doesn’t look good on rail thin models and it DEFINITELY doesn’t look good on Average Jane.

Zoe writes an entry

by DaDuck on Saturday, May 10th, 2008, 11:15
Sterotyped as: Kitties, Zoe |

meeeeeeeow. purr. stretch. Sleep.

Meeeeeeeeow. purr. hiss. chase Lexi

Run away from Lexi

Where’s my food provider!!???

ooh there she is. meow meow meow meow feed me bitch meow meow meow

lick self

hiss at Lexi for good measure

eat food

run to living room. run back to kitchen.

play in litter box.

poo

run away from litter box before covering up my poo because I know that it pisses “her” off.

hide under bed. sleep.

act interested in what “she” is eating so she will give me a bite.

meow. eat. stretch. sleep.

meow

D.O.N.E.

by DaDuck on Friday, May 9th, 2008, 11:29
Sterotyped as: I be whiny, life in swedeland |

Dear Duckie,

We have received your application for the position as Customer Care Agent (P) with referral from Name of Person.

After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we have decided to continue negotiations with other candidates.

Please notice that Name of Person will be informed separately.

We will however, retain your profile in our candidate database and hope that you will allow us to inform you of future job openings that match your profile. We also invite you to visit our Career Section on Big Computer Company Website where you can find information about and apply for any of our open positions that you may find interesting.

We at big computer company A/S thank you for your interest in our company and wishes you all the best in your future career.

Best regards,

Staffing/Talent Acquisition

Big Computer Company A/S

CPH_Careers_Direct@big computer company.com

How pathetic am I? A referral from an inside person guaranties one, at the very least, an INTERVIEW! I can’t even get that! With over 10 years of Customer Service Experience I can’t get a fucking interview in this fucking country (or the one over the bridge) to answer phones and take fucking orders!!!!!

I am over it. I swear, this country has taken all of my self-esteem from me and beat it with a big, jagged stick.

Anyone notice the wording errors in the above letter? Obviously they DO need help!

A Day (or 2) in the Life of…

by DaDuck on Wednesday, May 7th, 2008, 14:53
Sterotyped as: being me, life in swedeland, piccies |

DaDuck. I know totally interesting concept. Unique even. I had planned on doing this the other day but forgot my camera but I had my trusty little camera phone so here we go.

First I left the building

My I look thrilled! It was sunny so I had to wear my shades. My mom said I needed to smile but I was really just checking to see if I had black tire smudges on my face from when I checked the air in my tires.

Meet up for SUSHI!

yuuuuuuuuuuummy!

Head to the train. No picture. I am sure you all know what a train looks like.
ooh look, ducks laying in the street!

Aren’t they cute?!

Oh a bike that would be PERFECT for my mommy to ride while she is here (not that we would be seen with her riding it).

and some spring time bloomage.

There you have it. Next time I will bring my camera. Promise!

utmana! (Swedish only)

by DaDuck on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, 11:42
Sterotyped as: all about meme, svenska |

Namn: Nicole
Födelsedag: 25 maj More »

TequilaCon ‘09

by DaDuck on Tuesday, May 6th, 2008, 11:18
Sterotyped as: just so you know |

That is it!!! After reading all the accounts of TequilaCon ‘08 I have decided that I want to attend next years TequilaCon!!!! Of course I have to pick a year that it will be somewhere in the west of the US and not the east. NATURALLY!  But nonetheless, I need to figure out a way to get there!

Maybe I will be rich by then. Maybe all the airlines will lower their prices. Maybe the continents will drift together. Maybe I will grow wings…like an angel.

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