WWOMGD?
Easter—a time of celebration for the rise of Jesus, our gardener from central Mexico.
A time for the glutenous eating of candy.
A time when a bunny hops around, breaks into your house and leaves little doppings of colourful eggs everywhere.
We fling the holiday around from year to year. Sometimes it is in April sometimes in March. Fashion trends say that now it is okay to wear your white shoes—too bad people don’t listen to that anymore and wear white shoes in the winter time. For the first time EVER, kids wake up early on a Sunday morning to put on their Sunday best and to see what the Easter Bunny has left for them. They eat so much candy that a diabetic coma is right around the corner. And if it isn’t, an AA meeting for the parents is.
AAAAAAAAH…traditions!
My tradition for the last, like, 18 years has been to eat a Cadbury Creme Egg on Easter (read: so many of them that I don’t ever want to see them again…that is until the next Easter). Sadly, this tradition came to a tear-filled halt today when I walked into the only store that is the source for this chocolate egg wonder and they weren’t carrying them anymore.
w-w-w-w-w-whaaat? I am seriously this close *holding fingers up so they are almost touching* to boycotting this store!!! I mean, SERIOUSLY! Cadbury Creme Eggs are just as much Easter as a frelling hollow chocolate bunny and stale marshmallow peeps!!!!!
WWOMGD?!
Thursday, March 20th, 2008, 19:32
No Cadbury eggs?
I think a little piece of me just died.
Friday, March 21st, 2008, 18:42
You want me to send you some eggs?
And OMG, there is this…this…chocolate thing at the grocery store that looks like a duck…with a pig nose. Seriously. I nearly d-i-e-d when I saw it. If they have them next time I go in, I’m gonna buy one to send to you. HAAAA!
Friday, March 21st, 2008, 18:43
Seriously, the first thing I thought of was you when I saw it. I don’t know why I didn’t pick it up then.
Friday, March 21st, 2008, 20:40
Mr. Fab,
The humanity!
KG
hold up wait a minute!? There was a duck with a pig nose and it was CHOCOLATE!?
Friday, March 21st, 2008, 21:21
There is a white chocolate “thing” that is yellow colored, with a pink pig-like snout. It says it is a duck but I SWEAR it looks like the little creature up there on your blog header.
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008, 6:29
“Easter—a time of celebration for the rise of Jesus, our gardener from central Mexico.”
if he sees his shadow on sunday do we have six more weeks of lent?
roflmao
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008, 7:47
Brad,
I thought it meant 6 more weeks of safe passage for friends and family? hmm….